So I am sitting here in California watching "Must Love Dogs" with my boss. Yeah I know, chick flick but for God's sake it has John Cusack in it so there is no way it's a bad movie. Well Jan was telling me a story of how he and his step brother made an impromtu trip to Spain when they were 16. They are from Belgium but still that's a pretty big trip. They stayed in a horrible hotel with no air conditioning; they put their clothes in the refrigerator and wallets in the freezer, the latter for safety. Well after hanging out on the beach, they meet some girls and Jan heads back for his protection. He gives me lots of profound advice, but this one is a gem. "Do not try to put on a frozen condom," he says. Gold! A blog name if I have ever heard one. Just thought I would preserve that little piece of knowledge gold before I forgot.