Here is a majorly creepy little puppet guy that was staring at us after we came out of the liqour store. We thought he was pretty funny so we snapped the pic. Yeah, thats right, we're being major tourists. Screw you for judging me! Tomorrow we are going up to San Fran. We are going to take a cable car tour around the city. Should last about 2.5 hours and let us see most of the city. Hopefully we can just find a place to park and that way I wont have to drive a damn stick shift all over the town. One last funny pic. See this? It's goldfish in a fake pond...in a restaraunt...see where I am going with this? IT'S A SUSHI BAR! A moment before we snapped the pic there were people eating some of those yucky little California rolls and you could just see the intense terror in these little guys eyes. Took the pic, said a lil prayer and a shot for them when I got back to Jan's. RIP cool fishies.

So here we are in semi-sunny, rather cold California. We are staying in Foster City but today we took Jan's car down to San Mateo. Getting there was a breeze. It was only about a 5-8 mile drive. Why go there you ask? To see a movie about retarded mountain folk with a taste for blood....and no I dont mean Brokebutthole Mt. We saw 'The Hills Have Eyes.' It was just 'Wrong Turn' in the desert. Retards + family - any chance to survive = another shot at a shitty Hollywood blockbuster. On the whole, it was ok though. This is actually the cool ass looking theater we visited to see the movie. San Mateo is a beautiufl area, chock full of cool little stores, bistros, pubs and liqour stores. Here is Jenn hanging with some paintings on one of the walls in the main square. This mural was like 3 floors high and these little guys where just chilling at the bottom. And here is the fire chif....we decided jenn needed to stand with him because she was just too damn hot.

Absent Girlfriend and Religious issues....
I dropped Jenn off at the airport at 4:00am this morning and she headed off to sunny ol Orlando for some theater experience. Yay for her =) I am going to miss her however. Its funny, you dont think much of it while she's here, how much you care for her and how much you feel incomplete when she isnt around, but the second you have to sleep by yourself and dont have her to roll over to...it hits you a little rough.
The religious aspect of this post is that is is Ash Wednesday. Now I am not a Catholic...in fact I am a registered, ordained minister for the Universal Life Church of Modesto California. In WV I can legally perform preistly acts. So if you need marrie, burried, or baptized, come to me! Since I am my own minister, I sort of concoct my own religion. I believe religion is an extremely personal thing that resides in each persons heart, mind and soul. I dont believe too much of any "segregation" of religion, rather I like to blend each part I feel is important into my own style. I like the idea of lent. Therefore, this year I am giving up fast food and soda for 40 days. Not only does this show my devotion by giving up something I am addicted to, it also will help me lose the 15lbs I am trying to drop.
Does that liquid "Hollywood" diet work? I dunno. I am gettin ready to watch American Idol. I like Taylor Hicks...just cant get enough of that Joe Cocker looking mother fucker.
Who do you think will win?